@UkraineNotWeak: If they aren't wearing their "new commenter" pins, you are allowed to verbally and physcially beat them

@UkraineNotWeak: I got him cleaning the bathrooms first

*neck

Bitch, you don't question the next beard

@Fawn Liebowitz: No kidding. The video just isn't the same....

Its all a sham. He really got arrested because he voted for Matt Stover over Jonathan Ogden

That is so close to what I expected its scary

They must have all gotten their periods at once

He barely beat out Jason McElwain for the job

Takes one to know one...

Please tell me Paris Hilton is not up there...

Surprisingly, the initials pictures from inside Sir Charles look just like Sam Cassell

I'm sure his suite at the local jail is still reserved for him

Tony was just repeating what Jessica said to him the night before

The metric one might work if they changed everything in the park.

@VanBurenBoy: I'm still waiting for for video of him or Fonda picking blueberries.

@Paul Zuvella: Perfect way to sum it up

Hell no.

@Hustler of Culture: My own joke is creeping me out. She looks like she's 9....

If there is grass on the field, she can do the splits for me anytime.