@NovakAintNoJokovic: must....avoid....bad parse error joke

@David_Puddy: Who shot who in the whatnow?

@David_Puddy: Just don't get this post in your eye, it'll sting

If his jersey is not retired but he's not playing, can't Aaron Rodgers wear #4?

@Matt_T: His punishment should be to have his heart ripped out of his chest over and over again!

@Doyle McPoyle: or at least don't admit to it. Am I right? Hello?

@WrighteousMetsFan: "Only a pussy would spit"

Ironcially native Chinese drivers use their turn signals and drive at least the speed limit

Re: Smoking

should see Chinatown in Shanghai these days. The place is PACKED.

@WrighteousMetsFan: Superman or SuperMike?

So he is getting pulled into active duty as a football coach?

@iHaveaRagingTebowner: oh yeah...I guess I should have at least added a

Oh my dear God, I am sitting through my first FDA prep meeting. Somebody please put me out of my misery...

The very thought of an eastern kentucky WalMart gives me the shakes. I'm guessing not a lot of rhodes scholars shop there...

Okay, who was it from here who crashed the ESPN servers this morning?

Donovan sprained his shoulder while grooving and is out for the year

guy, sure why not, guy, after enough beers, guy

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: With the exception of about 10-15 per class, yup - no arguments from me.

@NovakAintNoJokovic: Yup, Naked Quad Run. Good times. Whole campus was wasted and then the school gave us a midnight pancake meal right afterward.