Whatever, Tufts did an actually naked run. Much better.

Not to be outdone, Manny plans on actually sitting in the stands for a full inning tonight

The Femputer is very upset at this mockery

@HernandezStache: And Willie Randolph lost his turn because of it

Ironically, Carmelo Anthony is watching this to learn how not to fight like a girl

Joba came in to assist but like his pitching style, he is fast and furious and done quickly

Tiki looks like he is about to stick his hand into my chest and pull out my beating heart

Is Mahorn going to have to choke a bitch?

@Magnakai Haaskivi: $10 says Candice Parker throws a better punch than Carmelo Anthony

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Catfight???

Ironcially 82 and 57 were the number of fans in attendance on each side of the court

@Civil Negligence: I think its the exclamation point at the end of this handle. Because that is certainly a phrase that you say with emphasis

Barkley was actually just very confused. The busboy was Jewish and it was Friday evening....

Not mentioned - the kid had alreay received a full scholarship

Why didn't they just hit into them like every other golfer?

I'm confused...what does this have to do with Brett Favre?

The Shampine brothers are well known fans of the Ligue's

This has the beginning to "Last Boyscout" written all over it

So who was the man?

Does this count as beastiality?