The entire Iranian team has yet to decide if they are going to play the game with rubber chickens or big novelty sunglasses

Apparently they toss up a ton of 3 point shots, just to prove that they can

No joking, hiting a walk-off homerun while fireworks go off and the theme to the "Natural" is played must be a fucking amazing feeling

@Magnakai Haaskivi: It seems as if they have too many focus groups and not enough common sense. You know what it reminds me of: The Man Show. A great concept but most of the writers were actually women writing what they thought men wanted to see. On paper it sounded great but it just didn't work in execution.

@Jen P: Hell yeah.

I am very offended by ESPN. But not by the one-off actions listed above. I am offended that ESPN thinks it knows me as a sport's fan and can decide what I think is important. I don't care about TO, Parcells, Who's Now, Dickie V's Tampa connections, Woddie Paige, or many of the other inane things shoved down our…

FUACKIN GIVE ME BAHHCK MA FONE, YOU AHHLMOST-DAHHHKIE

If Arod did this it would be all over ESPN. Clearly another example of the anti-Boston media bias that exists today

yes, yes

why, it's enough to make a Knoble Knight of the Keyboard attempt to drown himself in his own inkwell

Agoraphobic office drones with an axe to grind and mayhem on their mind

They should have just "stolen" plays from West Virginia since that is where Michigan gets everything anyway

@UkraineNotWeak: He was in Wild Things? I thought that movie was a constant loop of the threesome scene...

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Apolla 13 or the underrated Murder in the First

@friendslikeJimRome: He prefers his women to have the mustaches

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Few Good Men

What you missed while learning that blot clots can go through you heart and not kill you

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Apparently the FCC spends all of their time ensuring radio stations can't say the word "poop"

@Magnakai Haaskivi: The Nationals were taken off of TV because of deceny standards I believe. Their play was so bad it was making childern sick

AMI = NAMBLA?