So is she saying that the last fours years of Sox-fan Super-douchery are her fault?

So he brings a stripper back to his room and they talk all night? Did they spoon afterward too?

Jr. Stienbrenner, in a confusing diatribe, yelled at Arod today for not being offensive-enough.

Doesn't Madonna count as having a gay affair?

Is it still morning?

Andruw Jones eats a pie everytime he hears Since U Been Gone.

He was so dejected, he went off to Hooters....

She has on waaaaaay too many clothes for me....

Screw you guys, I'll host my own Poker Tournament with hookers...and booze. In fact, forget the Poker and the booze.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Great, we probably just lost AJ for the day as he spends his time searching for this "slut machine"

@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: Or I could always use the Cartman voice:

@I'm Hafner the man I used to be: @HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: Can you guys have your girls have a quick chat with Mrs. HoC?

@Magnakai Haaskivi: So how long until Mark Cuban is talking about buying the Steelers?

@thefuseproject: Okay...how much acid are you willing to take?

@thefuseproject: You don't like Shit-brown and Pale-blue? I thought they opitimized cool....

@thefuseproject: Jumbo's all the way baby

What about the powerhouse that is the NESCAC?

Its not fair. I probably went to as many classes as an average NFL starter, yet I am not making millions of dollars a year. Where is the justice? Where???

Torres looks like he just went out partying with Javon Walker

Not noted: those cars were all driven by unwanted daughters who became property of the state...