@RovingTurtle: Or maybe something with "drilling for oil"?

All this for two teams trailing the Rays?

@Oops Pow Surprise: I hear if you go down on her, you can see different geologic ages like you can in the Grand Canyon....

All this for Madonna. I mean....Madonna?? Its not 1982, Alex

@Paper Cut: But that music is:

@André Roussimoff: Especially if its a singing skit...

My concern is how will Drew Carey react to this news?

@formerly Chief Wahoo: And at one point LaVar Arrington...which is why I thought the tennis racket would be okay.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Well what was Serena supposed to do? Strip down and perform sexual acts with her tennis racket?

How will Yankee fans greet Arod

He is just afraid that with the really strong HoF class in 5 years that he might not get in....

But the real question is: how will ESPN tie this into Sox/Yanks?

Oh wow, these updates just keep me go...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why all this fuss about a rivalry between the 2nd and 3rd place teams?

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: His own? Or Madonna's?

That picture seems as if they are staring at the same guy with the same thoughts....

Dude, dude

@Magnakai Haaskivi:

@Roy Keane: All I know is in the mid to late 90's, you could walk up and buy Sox/Yanks tickets 5 min before the first pitch. And that park was rarely full.

@Fundamentally UnSound: Isn't he #5?