Sorry for offending Pacman Jones...but its not my fault he's black

@Nationalcoholic: Okay then, you're all set

@44 in a Row: Depends on whether its loaded or not

Doug Christie did know that husbands beat their wives, he thought it was only the other way around...

Ummm...dick joke?

Amazonian Woman #1: But they make fun women's basketball.

I feel the same about Deadspin as I do about my company - its a really good thing I got in before there were real standards....

No, no, yes (under the theory that the crazier they are, the better they are in bed)

No

@Doyle McPoyle: He's telling jokes to the Buddy Christ now....

What you missed while getting cut off by a guy with a "L337 HAXR" bumper sticker

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Don't forget the role for which he was nominated for an Oscar - the BJ giving hitcher in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Should we all just walk around our offices/classrooms saying those 7 words over and over?

What you missed while toasting Carl Icahn's failure

@Doyle McPoyle: Damn it

So does that mean the story about New York Magazine was a lie and you are actually returning to your home planet?

@HIV 2 Elway: Jesus, I can't believe somebody beat me to a New Coke reference....

@Weed Against Speed: Me too actually. Didn't know about it until that night. Of course I was like 8 - its not like they broke into the Ghostbusters cartoon to announce it....

Dead on accurate.

@J-No: I think you're thinking of a different bad birthday. I'm coming up on the first bad one....