@J-No: You say it likes its a bad thing

Admit Will, you still play the Humpty Dance to get the party really going.

@BigTenObsession: I'll pass that along. It will probably make her day....

@J-No: I am two weeks away from a bad birthday....

@blogsarefun: Those are the words that I live my life by

And I never owned that tape. But BBD - hell I wore that shit out....

Mrs. HoC actually performed this song at our wedding. Sadly I'm not kidding...

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: don't forget Harold Baines and Raffy Palmerio (before steriods and when he still had two knees)

Awesome, a post about a Boston sports team. That never happens...

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Its so sad that you're completely right.

What you missed while wondering what the O's have to do to get mentioned on ESPN.com.

What you missed while learning that windshields treated with RainX are pretty cool when driving while stoned

Xavier McDaniel? You mean the guy from Reality Bites?

And a Martin Lawrence joke in 3....2....1...

I'm confused. Does this prove that Hitler was a victum?

@BigJimSlade: Well that was worse because it was an important sport, this is just basketball....

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Its been fun which will make the yearly 35-game-losing-streak in August extra painful this year....

@Doyle McPoyle: Of course, it is only 8:30 - half of these fucking slackers (who make waaaaaaay more than me) aren't here yet...

@Moonshine Mike: Its basketball, on its best day it can't come close to football or baseball.

@Donald_Igwebuike: Well NBC was already running ads for Sunday Night Football during the Open....