On a much more interesting note: we did learn that crab fishing captains should not work the rail unless they want to break their own faces....

You can't even tell something big happened to Boston last night. Everyone is at work today, very few people hung over, and barely anyone is even talking about it.

Shoulda been you Arod

Still easier on your groin than Paris Hilton

When did David Ortiz become a short, blond chick?

Yes, Angel of Death

@Weed Against Speed: Or Tina Turner, Richard Gere, Billy Corgan, etc.

That jersey was paid for with FEMA money

Does Drew Brees hang out with Mark Brunell so that he feels like he has a strong arm?

Also, he said you guys look like dorks!

Is it Willie's fault that they are paying $18M this year for a lifetime .280 hitter. $18M this year!!

The Mets' management looks as good as Javon Walker's head

So some crappy team fired their manager, who cares? Stupid NY media will be talking about this for weeks....

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Out of curiousity - was it a) your wife is a bitch or b) I would really like to fuck your wife?

What you missed while wondering what its like to be fired at 3:15am

@quizzkid: Sorry, the bitterness of being an O's fan came through a bit there....

@quizzkid: Cue Nelson Muntz

What you missed while constantly thinking about Eddie Murphy's old stand-up yesterday

What you missed while thinking that Tiger should be wary of any short, middle-aged men wielding crow bars todays

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Well I did cut out a big star and taped it to my chest for work today.