Man this Millennial generation is going to be in for a rude awakening if they ever decide to settle down, get married, have kids, etc.

I literally have 5 cars parked in my drive way and keep a fifth car (Pickup) in a garage across town. Garage is full of junk, I need to clean it out so I can park 2 in there, maybe sell the GMC Jimmy and take the Truck out of storage.

I wish my house had a three car garage. Even if I didn’t have 3 cars, the added space would be nice for the kids stuff and more room to work on my car. Right now, the small two car garage is tight when I am working on one of the cars.

Tiny homes are stupid. There, I said it. Please put on adequate gloves before touching my hot take.

Yes it was. Everyone has had their moments... you just got caught and relaessed instead of getting thrown in the frying pan!

Sweet. I’m internet-published... on Jalopnik?

Woot! Made the list!

New Mini Cooper S. 2am, leaving a midnight showing at the cinema. One mile home on surface streets. I may have been enthusiastic.

Denver, 2007.

That first one sent a chill down my spine. Great stories.

My initial thought was, “what a bunch of dumbasses”. Then I thought about it...and realized that I have done something similar to just about every one of these stories.

Glad to see they took some pitty on you and let you off.

My dumbest one was racing a friend of mine at a stop light and there was a cop hiding in the back of a parking lot a few buildings down the block. We did it at the first light too, but the second time I wanted to be a real dumbass and squeal the tires too.

The…

Omfg this is the best story compilation that’s ever seen on Jalopnik. Perhaps because it wasn’t too long ago that my friends and I were that group of friends in PA (though in the part of PA with trees instead of corn), but that is my favorite.

Are we there yet?

2G? Please. I get 4G in the turns all the time. My Pandora playlist hasn’t cut out once going around a corner.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I have nothing against the four cylinder, but a coworker has the v8, and the sound is worth it.

Normally I agree that both people share some fault, and yes the situation could have been “avoided” if the camera car simply let him in... so I guess I do agree, but considering how many things the i8 driver was doing wrong, I’d have been tempted to do the same thing (except actually let him hit me.) The i8 driver did…

THIS.