Have you put a quad in your CR-V?

Who is buying $70,000 cars/boats/anything? People that want to?

No one is. They get discounted to the mid to high $50k’s, and they’re worth it. Way nicer than any of the luxury cars we had growing up while still doing everything asked of it while holding decent resale value. And still get 20+ on the highway.

As someone who yearly makes the trek from Ohio to Ocean City for H2Oi, there are a lot of things I feel compelled to shed light on for the sake of not only clarity, but hopefully some productive thought that might help things going forward.

Upright tailgate seems Jeep Patriot-esque to me.

A basic XL RCSB 4x2 F-150 is still about the same price or cheaper than a Ram 1500 Tradesman or Silverado WT.

“Yeah, I’ll have my F-150 useless, please.”

Not for nothing but Sync 3 is probably the best infotainment this side of Volvo Sensus and Tesla.

A tonneau money?

This will NEVER stop being funny.

Chaching, just under $61k:

With parachute package.

My $63,000 choice.

I actually kinda like the tailgate badge. The bedside, meh.

No cassette player, no sale.

Yep...

sooooo....what do you drive?

Without the insane dealer mark up.

On a related note, did anyone catch our three stooges on James Corden’s “Late, Late Show” last night? They did an 8 minute segment where the boys drive a new Corvette around Willow Springs racetrack in the desert while Corden asks them questions, with a second added to the lap times  for each incorrect answer. Pretty…

“The entire sequence is said to cost around $3.2 million”