Remember, you should not quit alcohol:

I agree the Celtics have done a very good job on Embiid.

Tmac is the worst

That’s funny, because the first thing I thought of was this:

This is as good a time as any to remember Always Sunny’s “Dick Towel.”
The original Big Dick Nick towel. (work safe version)

A new contender:

So Maxwell is your fictional wife or husband?

OK, Bilbo Bigot.

It built character.

The Browns are not playing four-dimensional chess. They’re just eating a jar of paste.

To be fair, Case Keenum drives are usually called “duck, duck, interception.”

3 words. Do It Rockapella!

she did some pretty neat sex stuff. But I just ate a sandwich

For me it was 7th Guest. The game only had maybe one jump scare in the 12 hours it took to beat it but everything was so slow and creepy that I was always tense expecting that eventually “something” would pop out and scare me.
...eventually I got stuck on a puzzle and with the internet in it’s infancy, I never looked…

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

In Philly:

Who does he think he is, Zack Hampel?