spirit is me. froze initially, saw someone else do something smart, tried to be smart and follow, and ended up getting bodied.

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

*Cums*

+1 desire to send all of us back to the grays

Derek Jeter isn’t mowing fuck-all.

C'mon Drew, 100 bucks says Jeets has mowed a beav or two.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

Demoted to AAA for utter predictability.

this take is so hot it's cold

ehhh dawkins is a very bad example for this

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Peach’s dead eyes is eerily perfect

I would watch this show if Rick Bayless cohosted 1 day a week to drag Skip about how he never beat him in anything during their childhood and therefore he knows nothing about winning.

Not pennys truck.

“I’ve got just the boat!”

They should only play airplane disaster movies. It’s the flying equivalent of telling an actor to break a leg!

Winter is

As a lifelong Eagles fan the Buddy Ryan worship has always disgusted me. The WIP mouth-breathers loved him because they felt like he was one of them. And he was! For all his talk he accomplished nothing. Rich Kotite won more playoff games than Buddy Ryan and I think Rich Kotite was functionally retarded.

Counterpoint; Rubén Amaro Jr.

“Fuck you.”