Dude said he will be attending a game in Florida. Whether it is the Marlins or Rays, he can leave the glove at home. The odds are he won’t ever catch a ball on the fly, and when it lands, he can walk past the dozens of empty seats and pick the ball up with his bare hand.
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From one psychotic homicidal clown to another:
They say being a fan of sport(s) is like being on an emotional roller coaster. With Andy Reid, the roller coaster - without fail - will always be a long climb, the track leveling out and heading straight, then just one drop to ground level and then the ride ends.
Ghostbusters or Beetlegeuse. I’d prefer Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters or Beetlegeuse. I’d prefer Ghostbusters.
We Philadelphia fans may be passionate, but we’re also an understanding bunch not prone to knee-jerk reactions after a player on a team we root for calls us out. Which is why when Rodriguez steps to the plate tonight batting 7th, I’m sure he’ll get a deserved applause and there will be nary a boo directed his way. No,…
The forward slash! Who the fuck uses a forward slash for anything?... Ah. Right. Well, what about the thingie above the forward slash? The |?
There seems to be a lot more of Cowboys fans of your brother’s variety than any other team. Pittsburgh might be one exception.
Oh, yeah, and Ian Rapoport says Luck plans to travel the world.
I’ve read the opinions over on The Takeout, but I want your opinion: Is the Popeye’s chicken sandwich superior to Chick-fil-A’s?
The eternal debate will be Wawa vs. Sheetz. But one thing I’m sure devotees of both franchises will agree upon is that both are superior to 7 Eleven. Whether or not you’re “missing out” I’d say is more of a personal thing. Just don’t expect your mind to be blown upon entering.
Dang, I feel a bit let down. This entry felt downright tame. Of course, I don’t think anything could top last year’s Fucktomb. I’d say this was the best dig that I don’t remember seeing in previous entries in some variation:
That’s, uhhh... that’s a solid comment.
I’m with you here on having different races based on strokes being bullshit. The point is to get from one end of the pool to the other fastest, much like a footrace. Hell, I think having more than 2 or 3 distances in most races is bullshit as well. Why do we need racing distances of 50m, 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m etc?…
Nah. Maple Syrup.
The Nats are a division rival to the Phils, and the parents live in the Philadelphia area. I thought that was obvious. Rooting for them wouldn’t be on the same level as rooting for the Cowboys, but it’s not as benign as rooting for the Lions.
My guess: they had no prior allegiances and chose those two teams in the mid-late 90s while the Yankees were winning and Barry Sanders was still playing.
pig’s whistling asshole