I freely admit the Phillies haven’t been great. But they’re not Mariners bad. And I won’t classify what the Tigers are doing as “playing MLB level baseball.”

As a Phillies fan, this kinda surprised me... there are people watching a Tigers/Mariners game?

Are you sure it’s the bitterness of Fat Tire that is turning you off, or just its flavor profile? Because if we’re going by IBUs (which isn’t gospel as everyone’s taste buds vary, but I find to be helpful) Fat Tire comes in at 22, which is not very high. New Belgium 1554, which you like is only just behind at 21.

I like the idea of continuing this concept, but I don’t know if I’d equate Biden with Pederson. I’d say Biden is more Reid, as both have been around forever, are generally likeable (although that has lessened recently with Joe), and haven’t made it to the promised land by themselves, but as second bananas to others,…

Twenty years from now I’m gonna forget how to use a fucking fork. “What IS this doohickey?

They’re also more durable.

Keri faces three counts of assault...

If I know Hector Neris as well as I think I do, this outburst of emotion after closing out a win against a quality opponent will surely lead to another shaky outing where we wonder how the hell this guy is still the closer.

With the angled display, it reminds me of the Knight Industries 2000. Chop off the top and bottom of the steering wheel, and it feels even moreso.

I’m in near agreement with you here.. I think the closest I’ve come to liking a color is the red that comes in the red/blue combo, but then I’m not a fan of mismatched colors, either. So, I went with the gray.

The real reason Sam never leapt home is Al got sidetracked.

Rules said Construction Mario, otherwise I would've.

Well, you know, you could test these beforehand using items with known weights. If the weight shown isn’t accurate, use another one. My 10+ year old digital scale I bought for about $20 is still accurate. Tested it using a 25lb weight, says 25.0 lb exactly.

This was, of course, not that helpful for climbing. I promptly fell off my perch and dropped to the mat below.

They just politely want to water down your beer and eradicate you from the face of the Earth. But at least they’re not as nasty as, like, Pennsylvanians.

Let’s not ignore Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Two words: Magic Mario.

Yeah, I think that one was my fave.

Schwartz: So, I hear you’re in the market for a big man. It just so happens my new client could fill your roster out nicely.