Reid fatigue is a real thing.  Recovering 5 years and counting here.

Tell your wife the Deadspin commentariat appreciates her filming you.

Dumbest way I’ve injured myself honorable mention:

When I was about 11 I was hanging out over my friend’s house and we decided we wanted to play football or hockey or something around behind his house. So instead of walking through his house to get to the back driveway as everyone was going to (he lived in a rowhome) I - in my infinite wisdom - decided it would be…

Generally, the most exciting thing hockey players do off-ice is add a “ey/er” to a teammate’s last name. And if said teammate’s name already ends in “ey/er” they shorten that name to their first syllable and add an “s.”

His father-in-law sounds like a real treat. You know, the kind of treat people in windowless conversion vans hand out, which you should stay away from and call the police on.

Was Pete really that averse to taking it to the rim?

A lot of Nazis on twitter claim to be autistic, but I think many of those are self-diagnoses based on the assumption that unlikeable=autistic

The Eagles just won a Super Bowl (YAY!) but I pray to God that I don’t end up being some sad sack talking about how great their offense was thirty years from now when they haven’t won a Super Bowl since and/or their one Super Bowl appearance in that timespan is an absolute laugher where they get pantsed in front…

I hear ya. But don’t worry, after that feeling subsides... I will be right here waiting for you.

This is why you don’t see me offering my heartfelt opinion that “Right Here Waiting” by Richard Marx is a genuinely tender and beautiful song.

Why? JPP clearly didn’t read the warning, why should we?

Scott Pruitt’s gotta do something.

It’s cool. We’ll get our revenge on London when our Eagles beat their Jaguars.

Pretty good video, thanks for posting it. But, it had absolutely nothing to do with Jerry Jones and how much of a turd he is. Not that we needed more evidence.

Ever make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using a carving knife? Don’t.

And I’d rather sit through a Klingon wedding than another default wedding.

Buy stock in Taco Bell, NOW!

Is... is Rummy short for Rumsfeld?

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