Random Phillie: “Houser is really blowing chunks.”

And Ralph McQuarrie, and Joe Johnston. I hear tell that trio was called the “Junkyard Rats.”

“Sixers totally shot themselves in the foot by getting rid of a great guy and 2x GM of the year award, who totally isn’t dressed by his wife.”

Nah, they were Colangelo’s leftover burner accounts. The world is flat, find a new curve.

Of course. If you’re gonna lube up things you can climb, we’ll fuck ‘em.

Ah, a Sir Mix-a-Lot fan.

I’m of half a mind to agree with you, but I’m not quite there. I find pork roll to be more versatile, but IMHO, the hierarchy goes like this: quality scrapple cooked well > any pork roll >”bad” scrapple.

Rapa makes a bacon scrapple...

I find that Super Metroid is similar in terms of the first 10-15 minutes of gameplay (well, at least once you get to Zebes) giving you visual cues on where to go and what to do with the items you acquire and how to progress.

People, watching them is fun, but playing them is addicting. Especially if you set it to keysanity mode, or if you play the ALLTP/Super Metroid combo randomizer. I suggest giving it a go.

Be careful. Rooting for the Eagles is like being addicted to Meth. To those who’ve never done it before, it would seem like a bad idea, at first. Then you’ve done it a few times without it affecting you too much, so you keep doing it. Eventually, you’ve probably been arrested on multiple occasions and have lost some…

relationship Voltron

When you have sex with the Phanatic, “shagging” is the correct term.

Yeah, I guess. But still, one is a depressing wasteland that will make you ill if you stay around too long, and the other is Chernobyl.

Gotta go fast (out of the theaters and onto a streaming platform).

This is what I’d come up with:

If we’re doing songs based on news out of my hometown, I think this Boyz II Men hit might work a bit better for Colangelo.

Jim stopped aging sometime in the ‘90s.

Twizzlers.

Yeah, if you were to present to me a singular controller meant to be held with both hands (so, excluding things like the Switch Joy-cons, flight controllers, mouse+keyboard style creation, or some other thinking-out-of-the-box thingamajig) that didn’t have 4 buttons on the right in a diamond pattern, shoulder buttons,…