Watched it live, and I knew exactly what he was doing when it happened. I hate that it worked, but damn if I didn’t respect the strategy.

Pork belly, pork cake, and pork chops. This is fantastic!

I played RTS games going back to WC2. I used to play against people on LANs, over dial-up (remember those?!), and eventually on battle.net. I thought I was half decent.

Yeah, I know the original artwork for Terra/Tina had her as a blonde, but growing up with this game and seeing both a sprite and portrait with seafoam green hair it still is a little jarring for me seeing her with those locks (not Lockes).

Yuuuup.

Hah, thanks for the laugh.

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

It’s fine. They’ll soon get a SB LII championship ring to replace the one they sold, right?...

Yeah, probably. But, I just got back from the parade and right now IDGAF. 6 months ‘til WYTS, and I have to come up with some new material.

Already done:

You merely adopted the darkness of rooting for the Eagles. I was born in it, molded by it.

My father drove an early 80's Ford Econoline Conversion van much like this one, but in black. We called it the A-Team van as all it really needed was the red stripe. Of course my mother eventually got around to not wanting my father to have it, so she made him trade it in for a ‘91 Ford Taurus wagon that she drove,…

Were you a member of “Milwood’s Militia?”

If I were in her shoes I would’ve probably said something like, “Hey, can someone tell how old was the verified oldest living person to ever live was? (gets answer). Jeanne Calment lived to be 122, eh? Okay, Larry, my minimum sentence to you is however many years it is ‘til you turn 123. And my maximum is however…

Really good. But if she can pull off NES Link, she has my applause.

Nah, but it’s probably in scrapple.

Me: Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets.

Big Dick Nick

Your nephew should’ve gotten better seats.

Super Metroid, Lower Norfair.