I was largely okay with just about all of those bullet points, except this one:

I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife... who is also my aunt, but I don’t know that yet.

the theater exploded into cheers and applause (and cries of “Oh shit!”) at the sight of a character sitting cross-legged on a rock.

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

How did this guy not know that this stuff isn’t just frowned upon?

“Number 5 will always love you, especially with sexually explicit unwanted texts!”

No, dude. I was talking about all 4 teams even though I didn’t state it specifically, not just the Phils. Sixers won in ‘83.

That’s the best decision Capt. Jellico made while interim commander of NCC-1701-D.

I hate those takes. Yeah, in theory it’s nice to say you beat the team at their best, but you... uhh... kinda need to win the game. If their best player is out, it becomes a whole lot easier.

Well, if you don’t want to go with the phrase, “They’ll break your heart.” you can certainly use “Negadelphia.” The negative attitude fans had towards the cities teams is part of the reason so many of us bought into Hinkie’s tanking. We were tired of a team that over a decade posted 2 winning seasons and only made it…

Good catch. Although in that picture the slices look a little crowded, and were the crust edges not staggered it might’ve only fit 8.

Hey, man/woman! I didn’t come here for your pity, I came here for pizza. You uh... got any? It’s my lunch break.

Ingenious!

Still not close enough :(

I’m not big on gold chains and pendants, but this intrigues me. Is there one where the pizza is whole? I do not have 7 friends.

Hey, girl. Wassup?

Goonies/DC concurrent universe confirmed!

Late to the party here, but you’re wrong. You should use a trebuchet.

While neat in concept, it was a nightmare for gamers who rented StarTropicsand couldn’t proceed without the 7-4-7 code from the manual.