I mean the ‘99 - present iteration of the Cleveland Browns can’t stop being a dumpster fire.

His take on candy corn is the correct take. And since it’s this time of the year, obligatory Lewis Black take on candy corn:

Purrrrrfect.

Was it going to be a homerun on its own? It Maier may not have.

No matter how good you are Jolie, you can’t get rid of the sports stink I have.

IMO, it looks like he’s trying to extend his arm over Kuechly to brace himself as he was going to the ground as well after blocking him, and he ended up getting a piece of his helmet while doing so. How intentional was it? Iunno.

Kid: I think I might play in 2030.

Leeloo Corbin Dallas Multipass!

I think it goes something like:

Lets rank the best regional words:

You leave Uncle Phil out of this!

As someone who played the Tie Fighter PC flight sim, I really want this called the SLAM Drive. SLAM being an acronym for Sub-Light Acceleration Motor. Unfortunately, as others have noted it’s a temporary acceleration pod, which means that it’s not a part of the ship’s engine like the SLAM drive, and the acronym would…

Dude in the red Yankee ASG jersey looks like he’s trying to stop the ball from going over the fence by blowing.

Sure there are. They’re just thought of in the visitors’ lockerroom.

It sure was:

Best answer so far, thank you.

Legit query: Is it only the Walls of Jericho if Chris does it? Do we have to call it the Boston Crab if someone else performs it?

I’m going to need more info here. How, exactly, was the decision made for him? Did the Titans create a trail of Reese’s Pieces for him to follow, or something?

Don’t forget the second Death Star.

What is real life’s Screw Attack, that is the question I’m building to.