whipped cream cheese and pretzels.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

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This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

I wish I had a prestigious illustration award to give Tara Jacoby for this illustration.

So in other words, Neville Longbottom will one day rule the United Kingdom.