Follow up questions:
“Which one of you is dip and which is shit?”
“Are you on that molly? Do you know Wes Welker personally?”
“Your glasses....Fuck you.”
“Diplo, your shittiness managed to make MIA look like a decent human being by comparison...”
“Skrill person, you’re horrible.”

*Douche blackhole opens up and consumes the…

The ball had enough energy left over to make the outfield. Just think if it caught him square.

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

Well, it does work in some other way, because if butter were easier to spread I would probably put it on everything. The butter being hard to spread coupled with my laziness ensures that I will not eat tons of butter. I NEED OBSTACLES I HAVE NO WILL POWER.