My relatively mild-mannered and extremely charming ex-husband had for his best friend a racist, misogynistic, nihilistic asshole who would joke about making “hooker pie” by throwing flour and pie fillings at the city’s prostitutes. Nearly every single thing my ex did during the course of our nearly ten years together…

I’m friends with three out of four, and I’m divorced. I’ve remained friends with both my attendants, and my now former brother in law. My ex-husband’s best man can fucking choke on a bag of flaming donkey dicks, though.

Every time I see him, he’s more shriveled. I wish he’d finish the process and just dry up and blow away already.

Srsly, when the only thing most people remember about you is you’re ‘the one everybody hated’...girl...

Oh god damn it. If she’d stopped after the word “created” she’d have been fine.

It’s such a pity; he was SO hot, once upon a time. Look up stills from “Quills” if you want to know what I mean. He smouldered.

Anna Kendrick. Honey. Fire your stylist.

If a surgery has a higher chance of fatality than leaving the problem alone, doctors will refuse to operate. And no, most prisons do not have surgical units.

*pffft* Have you ever flown? They don’t give a shit about your luggage...

Serious question for you: How does it feel to be flexible enough to fit your entire head up your own ass?

If those other people’s anuses are as loose as you’re implying, they should see a doctor posthaste.

The reviews miss a lot of the subtlety and nuance and hone in on the creepy aspect. I loved the movie, because it shows basically good people who are pushed into somewhat awful decisions based on extreme circumstances, which makes it realistic and interesting. And I do some academic writing on robots and ethics, so I…

RIGHT?? And people’ve got to go and snark on Passengers because the protagonist isn’t perfect and shit... *GROWWLLLL* *sigh*

Either that, or massive mommy issues.

And how every time they resurface in our psyche, we feel indescribably soiled without having actually done anything wrong.

...someone should, because that sweet sensitive 13 year old apparently didn’t realize her parents would see the end product if she revealed all that in the trailer...

His team; he is thirst personified, and she is a radiant goddess above all such petty mortal things.

I met her once when she was only mildly cuckoo-pants. It’s such a damn shame.

Oh Anne...no, no, no...

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