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So very not sorry about that. I’m just doing my part to spread the love. *grin*

Yup. That. That’s exactly what I’m talking about.

Um, YES.

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

*hand raised* Among other various creeps.

Seriously if he did this in an attempt to shake her, it is absolutely not going to work. Not a chance in hell. It’s laughably desperate.

Not to mention the fact that Trump’s words were literally describing his actions!

Not to disagree with the rest of your statement, but this branch of the family does not carry hemophilia.

Because in order to educate someone on a topic such as this, they have to a) recognize their own ignorance and b) want to change it. Several things about this guy lead me to believe he fulfills neither criteria.

Hear fucking hear.

I just did exactly that, and I’m so ashamed of myself rn...

To be fair, that’s how he usually looks...

YASSSSSSS.

Don’t you think that’s kind of mean to the ice cream scoop?

YES THAT’S EXACTLY THE ONE. I just love her so much in that moment.

Her “you are so irrelevent that I could not be more bored if I tried” face from that hearing is top among my facial expression goals.

Srsly, I like some guys, some are very good friends, but like 95% of all the guys I meet, my reaction is gtf away from me.

Starred for solidarity, rather than approval. *anonymous internet hugs if you want them*

Not really any other way to read it, is there? *shiver*

Right? Every delivery guy I don’t know. The maintenance guy who let me know he can see me getting dressed in the morning when he’s on his way to work. Just...fuck. Fuck everything.