Yeah, it’s all about you getting your dick wet...

...brb, staying in my apartment forever now...

brb, gagging forever.

OH MY GOD. No wonder there were VB megashows in Indiana. My ex-MIL once suggested I accompany her to one, and I became very...*busy* very quickly. You know, to avoid saying “there’s literally nothing I could think of that I want to do less.”

Dilettante.

Because women are not pets to be kept and controlled, and can live where and with whom they want regardless of their marital status. It’s not the god damn dark ages, for fuck’s sake.

She is KILLING it in that gown, but I hope she ages like Diana Rigg and eventually allows herself the luxury of all the cheeseburgers as she nonchalantly and bad-assed-ly doesn’t give a fuck.

<3 Love the consortium! Such a great thing to have in place.

...good point. *sigh* I forgot the Cardinal Rule of Kinja.

I would like to know what stats you’re using for that, because I can see you pulling that out of your ass.

Stranger things have happened. I cannot think of any at the moment, but I’m positive they have.

I, too, am highly skeptical that ISIS wants to rid the world of Minnesotans.

Right? I’ve known a few like that. It’s why I don’t really date.

Hill has the face/eyes of someone who turns reallllly nasty when things don’t go his way...

Pneumonia is an infection of the lungs. Certain varieties of organisms (black mold, certain bacterium, certain viruses) are more likely to settle in the lungs than others. You can get a vaccine against some of those organisms, and if you don’t or if you get ones not vaccinated for, it is possible to transmit them…

Yeah, that one struck me as odd. I dislike air conditioning, too, and my windows are open except on the most oppressively humid of days. I’d rather be warm.

Where did you get your MD, the University of Google Conspiracy Bullshit?

Starred for that last line.

It’s def. shade. I am so proud right now.

Oh, it’s a “daily challenge but such a blessing,” don’t you know...