I’ve worked for a couple of years as a sales drone at a dealership in the New England area. I don’t see myself working in the car business for too much longer.

This was the only thing that made me raise an eyebrow in the otherwise very nice review. The ZF 8-speed unit in the Charger/300 is a lovely transmission and can also be found in the Audi A8, BMW 5-series, Rolls Royce Phantom, Jaguar XE etc. and is completely different to the 9-speed FWD based unit they use in the…

A strange mix of Mopar, Italian and British stuff, but there you go.

I once saw a sofa in the middle lane of I-95 outside Boston. A sofa, just sitting there, chilling. In the middle lane of I-95. Outside Boston.

It’s a Honda Pilot. They were doing the owner a favor.

And hence we arrive at the problem with most of FCA’s performance vehicles today: “I’m glad they exist, but I’d never buy one.”

If you think a Chrysler 300 looks like a Bentley then I suggest you have your eyes checked. Glasses, contacts, laser corrective surgery, whatever works because your peepers are not working.