I find Hoppy to be the definitive authority on salary caps/salad fixings

Both the Linesman and Antonio Brown were faking.

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

They tested high enough on the ASVAB to score slippers.

Chicken parm, you’re full of drugs.....

My 18-month old likes to put a dish rag over her head and then walk into a wall.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

He was actually reacting to the Matt Hendricks clip.

Something, something.. Soviet Russia paints you.. Or something.

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

uhhhhhh...me to run in to pick up the pizza that is waiting for me 28 feet from the front of my car.

Golf channel, man.

dude, my school library had nice recliners with ottomans, i’d just put my backpack on forward for safekeeping, wrap my arms around it, put my headphones on and be OUT for a solid hour

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

“Sprawled on top of your laptop in the library at 4am” was something I did more than once. The panic that ensues when you wake up was GREAT.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/69499… Is Cam the worst draft pick ever?

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”