Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I’m happy to read that you didn’t actually mean it, but your original comment horrified me, because it was misleading.

fuck off

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

Punched his girlfriend in the face? That boy a bitch.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Tomsula was reportedly spotted sans mustache at a Gold’s Gym in California last week

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

I want to star this, but it’s currently at “69"...

He’s right, he is a father now, not soft 17 where this sort of behavior is acceptable. Once you get to 21, you should really know how to act. I know he was just trying to have a laugh with his buddy, but sometimes it’s not okay to say “hit me.” His behavior is a pretty big bust.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

Two chicks at the same time.