I'm w/ Bowling - these awards suck...

@SinisterRouge: RIGHT?! Oh, man. Her skirts and that little overnight bag just killed me!

@bowlingfordollars: Totally - you'd have Zeta-Jones & Fontana!

OK...not to geek out or gross anyone out here but...

Awwwww, He just kissed his mama! Lovely.

What the fuck is up w/ this race??? It's raining SIDEWAYS for goodness sakes. Call it. Unreal.

YUMMY! Jav. Delish.

@BAngieB: Zeta-Jones. I'm gifting her to Bowling. The poor woman is stuck in the Douglas family clutches!

Oh Cuba...Cuba...Cuba...what have you done?

@bowlingfordollars: Believe me, if I could make it happen, I would. We all KNOW she's only playing the role of straight wife to old Hollywood royalty...

@Shameless_Hussy: How'd you know? And I have Samoas and peanutbutter sandwiches.

@LipstickLibrarian: No shit.

@pureblarney: Sorry, I meant his mother. His mother is English if I remember correctly.

@pureblarney: No, no...his father is ENGLISH.

@SinisterRouge: Third tri. But she's not saying when she'll deliver. Good on her. At least keep one freakin' thing private.

Catherine Z. gorJUSS!! Now, if she'd only dump her hubby and call BowlingForDollars...

Should I continue drinking or move onto Girl Scout cookies?

@SinisterRouge: U got that right.

@bowlingfordollars: what chat room??? Oscar or Nascar?

@CueSanibelly: Yeah, well, that would've been the enlightened choice...instead we get talking-in-circles guy.