@RosemaryF: Especially if you could take it out at parties.

@meaghan2k: PS - can u cvr 4 me? Totes f'd up.

See, what happens is, we make government "smaller" by taking away the number one money- and time-waster in that pesky document that the fathers of our country came up with -

I need her glasses. I think they are just the thing to make me look exotic, sexy, Spanish.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Ah yes...Jonah's the kind of sweet, funny, sensitive, artistic, introspective, supportive guy you fall in love with at 12 - at summer camp - and then, when you're 17, you realize that he's closeted.

Oh, good...LUNCH!

@TrixieBelden: We could do it. I've got some ideas for jabs at Miss Golden Globes, herself.

@BiscuitDoughJones: OMG, that's what I thought!!!

@JessicaLovejoy: As the baby boomers march closer toward the light, death will continue to sell, sell, sell.

@bowlingfordollars: Hey!!! How was the truck??? A big hit, I'll bet!\

PS - Bury My Heart @ Wounded Knee is an awesome book.

Wait, does announcing these roles - which, I assume, were written by writers - implicate SAG as scabs?

Who's your daddy, indeed!

@hortense: And Pepsi will still suck.

@hannah2007: Ohh, right. Vanity. Apollonia.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Great minds, sister...great minds!

What, wasn't Apollonia the one who found God and denounced the Purple One and all that he represented?

@hannah2007: Seriously. Judy Blume is a right of passage - almost as important as the act itself!

@titania1285: But I think it's better than the fuck load of Christmas gear that appears on every endcap display from Macy's to Safeway in September.

Also, how do I get my hands on one of those "re-purposed" minks?