@foree: If we lived closer, the cosmic vortex would fold in upon itself - Simpson's style.

@Leiakat: You are a very good minority to know, then. Actually...I take that back. The vegetarians I know are all very cool. The vegans, OTOH, are incredibly self-righteous. At least the ones I know. Vegetarians are sane.

@foree: Yup. I sure do know what you mean. You can't swing a free-range chicken inside a Whole Foods without offending one.

@hushnowcharlotte: I agree that there is room at the table for vegans. I'm not one of them but they can definitely have my helping of setian. I know a vegan, I know a raw foods devotee. My only complaint is that I don't force bacon on them but they constantly chide my diet which is - aside from the foie gras -…

@foree: Those are words to live by. Let's print bumper stickers.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Jesus. That does it. I need coffee and a shot of bourbon. Stat.

@TruculentandUnreliable: I've got the flag ready. You get the ammo. We'll reenact Les Miserables...

@Kittenish: I was wondering if anyone would defend the judge and then...whadayaknow! Another WOMAN defends her!

LFW1031 - still bored to tears w/ Ms. Richie, style icon.

@gra: When, exactly, was this?

@lfw1031: Also, she never graduated from college. I'm one up on her. So there.

So as not to offend our blonde Jezzies, I think the post should read:

I blame Salome, that little bitch!

Awwww - happy mommy! Normal mommy!

I dislike Posh but I'll give her a huge break here: It's got to be terribly uncomfortable to sit in a room by yourself with that red light staring at you.

Awwww, not fair. How many times a day do all of us drop coin into the Dunkin' Donuts cup of our local homeless person? I'm guessing not.every.time.

@Lymed: Throw in some Notorious C.H.O. and you've got yourself one hell of night!

Imagine my surprise to see the Heigl as the poster-girl for this headline. Note to all magazine editors - stop with the Harlow-isation of her, for goodness sakes!

STOCKING STUFFER!

Eh, I'm just lazy. I think I was spotting last time, too.