Told you boys y'all should worship trees! Mother Nature doesn't fuck around!

@J.D.Regent: I'm with you on this one - totally stuck on the phrase "in the non-legal sense". WE'RE IN A COURT OF LAW, YOU FUCK! Legal trumps non-legal - at least I fucking hoped that it would!

@collegecallgirl: Apparently, though, a loving home in which she could trive is not the type of home they want this girl to be raised in.

Go for the peanut butter, Amy! It's been shown to help the malnurished gain weight.

@mydogatemyhomework:

Shirley MacLaine - my hero.

@sovereign_state: I do what I can. Sadly, I cannot take credit for said image or rumor. But I still like the Stones and Marianne all the same.

What an ass. If he wanted to reflect his Irish heritage, he'd pick the decidedly un-trendy, un-Americanized Irish names of Sean, Ciaran, Emmett, Darragh, Niall or Conan.

@sovereign_state: Urban legend about what, exactly, Mick Jagger was eating out of Ms. Faithfull's vagina when police conducted a drug raid on Keith Richards' house.

@redheadsnotwarheads: Another trend we can blame on Sex & The City.

@elitza: cranking up the iPod now.

Also, also, I adore Marianne Faithful and we all know what kind of vaginal trouble she got herself into. If she can call herself a feminist, then so can I.

@lfw1031: And the Floyd, too. Damn, I'm old.

I adore Led Zeppelin. Ramble on...

@littlebunnyfoofoo: Based on that info, I'll give her a pass since she's also anorexic.

@serreca: Yes, and as such, the trendy Ms. Hatcher has one in each color.

@Sayser: hahaha! that dog IS sassy! nice call.

Is she in North Dakota? WTF is w/ her outfit? Is it (gasp!) 50 degrees there?

@vanka: as long as you keep the crystal clear, cold liquid flowing. Plus the pumpernickel. Do his people do the Russian toast w/ the vodka, the bread and the pickle?

@vanka: Damn...you got me there! Let's just do shots until we all fall down.