@lolly71: Indeed!

@BAngieB: Whew! Thank goodenss you remember Morris. I thought the comment just landed there...w/ nothing but the sounds of crickets...as these young kids don't even realize that before there was the ubiquitous black umbrella holder...there was Jerome and his mirror.

I don't have babies. I've never had babies. I might not have babies. So, can I lobby for a "push present" when I'm hung-over, lying on the bathroom floor "pushing" last-night's alcohol intake out of my body?

@MsKenney: Apparently b/c I'm having waaaaay too much fun with this one.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: @CHARLIEBUCKET: She's trying to become a back-up dancer with Morris Day & the Time...

"Hey y'all! Like my duds? I'm a business Mogulizer! I'm on lunchboxes! I'm on posters! I'm in the stink-purdy aisle at yer local Rite-Aid! Are YOU Curious (TM)??"

This shit will never win on Project Runway!

You know, when I started reading the post, I thought that she had had a breast REDUCTION...silly me.

@foree: No problem. It's Christmas...I'm in a charitable mood.

@foree: At least you still have your God-given boobies. You do still have your God-given boobies, don't you??

@Andalucía: No shit.

@shiningstar: I picture it more like a kibbutz and everyone has their own duties/chores:

@cannotedit: "Well, shucks, ma'am...I'm just a country boy is all." CUT: to image of him shirtless in motel room with Geena Davis...

They don't call her Low-Key Lohan for nothing.

@jenndavo: Sinbad?! Oy...you need a drink and I now know that you are old enough to get one ;)

@Reluctant Financier: Agreed...I'll take it from the neck down.

Thanks, Shere, but I think the Jezzies have already drawn this conclusion thru multiple viewings of "The Real Housewives of Orange County", "ANTM", "Bad Girls", "Mean Girls"...etc., etc.

@lululechou: I wish he were in my Bikram class...we have no sexy men - kind of or otherwise.

@so5minutesago: Yeah, by, like, um high schoolers in the '90s.

@so5minutesago: Go ask Anna.