@charlotte corday: OMG! Can I spend summer vacation with your mother and the slugs and the Guinness and the inebriated hedgehogs?!

@BAngieB: I applaud your new avatar. As such.

Told you, Jennifer! You cannot go wrong with hedgehogs in bandages!

@summerwheatley: That's how I got hooked!!!

We liked the seltzer rocket project. Now that we're all adults, a little vodka wouldn't be bad, either!

@lfw1031: Doh!

@lfw1031: I apologize for my obviously inability to use proper subject-verb agreement.

@foree: Scientology HQ hear that and you'll be receiving an "no purchase necessary" packet from them in the mail shortly.

@summerwheatley: And, afterward, they had a 3-way. Seriously, I believe this b/c there's no excuse for them being so fucking out of their minds regarding her song.

Who's the freak w/ the big glasses standing next to her?

@thejessabides: Fabulous. Please, dear Jeebus, make the writers go back to work. I cannot handle "unscripted" reality anymore.

@LvV: Seriously. The guy may have loved his daughters but he was a letch! He & his business partner had Korean mail-order brides, for goodness sakes!

@DorothyZbornak: No shit.

@chamarka: Perhaps it's simply that it's Laura and George that irritates. Yuck.

Damn. RIP, Isa.

@MsKenney: "Trolls are at home in the clouds." I'll have whatever your mother was having when she said that!

My Barbie was Catholic. As such, she had a townhouse, a plane, a boat, a camper and a Corvette - sort of like the Pope!

@foree: I was going to say Ali McGraw and Steve McQueen but, mentioning Steve McQueen makes my knees buckle.

@JamieSommers: @hortense: But, seriously, give the lady a chair! For fuck's sake, we're paying these dudes to protect her...not hang out w/ a latte and a pumpkin creamcheese muffin!

Oh Nick and Vanessa - the Newman and Woodward of our times!