Yawn. I mean, it's not like she was on Laugh-In or anything.

Me and my body type have always been persona non grata at J. Crew: "Big hips and short legs need not apply for our special brand of preppy."

It's official - I'm old. I have no idea who this is but I'd like him to date my best friend's daughter.

@pishposhspice: I make a mean pot brownie!

@jasminder: When I worked in theatre, we always had mid-day holiday parties - mainly b/c we were a non-profit and too cheap to rent out space during the more expensive night time hours.

Is there a more profound example of mothers living vicariously through their daughters?

@kickingthecrap: Living Dolls rocks. I'm so glad I'm not a pretty little girl!

@filthygorgeous: Shit, you're right! All those drama classes paid off! I heart Fosse!

@blueberrypancake: @senzaflash: @sybann: I'd like to think that even the "popular girls" at one time or another felt ostracized, alone, hated. And then I remember that they were too busy getting dates to the school dance and winning the lead in the winter play.

@Skinny Bone Jones: That's some deep shit and plays well in so many situations!

OMG, she looks happy, blissful even. I can't snark. It's nice to see her like this, even if her entire body fits snuggly behind her 6-year-old son.

@sybann: I wish I could go back to HS and write that in some of their year books! Awesome speech.

@bess marvin, girl detective: Good point about swapping "girls" for "black girls" or "asian girls". However, like with any advice column, we are only getting her side of the story. I heartily agree that women can be nasty lil' bitches. I went to an all-girls HS so I know this. However, I can also admit that I could be…

Eh, my brother met his wife in culinary school. When my neice plays at her lil' kichen, we call her Chef Hannah.

Here's hoping the poor dear can get it together enough to find a Pampered Chef party or Silpana Jewelry get-together that she can feel comfortable attending!

Rumer = BevHills Rasta? Oy.

Man, that General Hospital money goes a long way!

My favorite explanation for brother/"sister" tit grabbing: "We're Puerto Rican..."

Awesome. But don't sell yourself short, Jessica! I'll bet you've got some good bile, too!

Was Tyra having the big "O"? I'm confused. Alicia looks Scared.To.Death.