I was kinda waiting for that to be the punchline. And what about the kids' first names? I was thinking of maybe "Ylang-Ylang."
Ylang-Ylang Cabang-Macadangdang.
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Can we start referring to GM employees as "Jezebel Hats" and "Deadspin Hats" et al? I kind of want to now.
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Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...
I straight up punched a fundamentalist pastor bastard in the face on the FSU campus one time about 18 years ago - nope I was not a student - just went there that day to see someone (as I was a local) and this red jacketed shit head br0ther jed was going off on his schpiel and I just walked up confronted started…
It infuriates me that anti-choicers can stalk, harass and murder abortion clinic doctors and stalk and harass people who go into the abortion clinics (or even non-abortion providing planned parenthoods). They can take photos of people's faces and their licenses plates and put them online, sometimes even putting…
The antichoicers' ridiculous claims that all they want is civilized discourse with their fellow citizens is SUCH a joke. They want to scream and harp at you and make you feel like shit and have nightmares. They want to follow your doctors and clinic-workers home, stalk them and harass them and put signs up outside…
DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.
No one's slick as Gaston
The sentiments of each party represented matches those of a conversation I had with my husband about the same topic. I tried to explain and explain and he just couldn't see why it was so bothersome. When I finally made the analogy that it's like him going out and getting a panhandler asking for money every block or…
That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.
No song that features goose-stepping hyenas is boring.
God, I wish I hadn't already told all my "Lion King" stories on Jezebel. Not only did I once write an extended paper on its similarities to "Hamlet", but it's the second-best Disney movie of all time (after "Fantasia.") All I have to add is that Zazu/Polonius is not a toucan, he's a hornbill. And that "Be Prepared" is…
OK, since I'm already getting my inbox flooded elsewhere, why not double the fun? (Note: feel free to ignore this, I'm venting because I'm in a shitty mood.)
No you aren't, women have each other, and some of us guys who get it. Sorry there aren't more of us. I can't wait to get called a white knight or a mangina by worthless/soulless assholes for being a good person and caring about a portion of the population other than my own.
I really hate the "not all men" argument. I am a man and I don't like generalizations, but to focus on that generalization when people are talking about what just "some" (far too many) men do is nothing more than a straw man.
Ha, same boat here. Our arrangement is basically "Be discrete but don't lie." In reality that means it's way, way too much effort to actually organize anything. Also we're broke these days, so extra nights out are sort of not an option. But you know, if a hot piece of ass drops into my lap at just the right moment…
I disagree. The guy in question is an asshole, yes, but there's nothing wrong with saying "I'm sorry, I can't deal with monogamy. If you'd like to try for an open relationship, that would be great. Otherwise, we should part ways now." It's the same as money, kids, religion, location, or any other dealbreaker—*ideally*…