You are incorrect. Federal sentencing guidelines are guidelines—they are not mandatory. They offer guidance as to what may be too lenient or too harsh (and in actuality provide trial judges cover to impose sentences, but that’s another issue entirely), but a judge is not required to sentence in accordance with the…

You can’t cheer for appropriate mandatory minimums while thinking some are way out of line? That makes no sense douche nugget.

I lived in SF from age 24 to age 44. Here’s what no one who still lives there wants to admit: our once-beloved city now belongs very frimly to the Justin Kellers of the world. SF is their city now, and there’s no going back, no saving it. The damage is done. SF is coasting on its amazing history, but this is its…

I was born in 1980 and Generation X wouldn’t have me so they made up Generation Y for awhile and then sometimes I just get left off the chart completely ... anyway children born in the 80s let us join together and form our own generation! Start the millennial crap at 1990 like Gamblor says.

You say there’s only two “West’s Best” but I’m going voice a very unpopular opinion; the Thunder would have a better chance in a seven game series than the Spurs.

THEY ALL GOT AWAY WITH SO MUCH TRAVELING ALL NIGHT TOO IT WAS A CRIME AGAINST BASKETBALL

Well alright then. You heard it here first, everyone. Pack it all in, election’s over.

As a boss who happens to have ovaries, #girlboss is such an obnoxiously reductive hashtag my eye roll has its own gravitational fucking pull.

This article is what you (well, ha ha not you, but everyone else) calls “tongue in cheek”.

Let’s make this a commemorative thread

Oh no! I think I know someone who works (worked?) there :(

FUCK arbitration agreements. Companies who have them suck fat donkey dick. It’s how they fuck you over when they fire you.

And the most important - they shouldn’t be wimmen.

Particularly since this was her EXACT argument against Obama in 2007-8.

It’s patently absurd for either of them to suggest that they’re not part of the “political establishment.” You’re fooling no one guys, your political careers are both old enough to vote at this point.

YOUR HUSBAND WAS THE PRESIDENT YOU ARE PART OF THE MAINSTREAM DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT JFC

It’s the kind of thing you say at 14 because you are 14 and 14 year olds are terrible.

And that is exactly how unfair systems are allowed to continue. Someone has to be willing to make the sacrifice for the greater good. Where would the world be if Martin Luther King Jr. said, “You know what being arrested is too hard ... it’s a lot easier to just keep quiet?”

That might be the point. *takes off tin foil hat*

Plus, all three are the same video.