if you say blake bortles i’m gonna slap you a lot

“Hello darkness my old friend . . ."

She is almost as reviled by them as a school shooting survivor.

Ah yes, that is grifter shitbag extraordinaire Dinesh D’Souza. D’Souza pisses me off because he’s smart enough to know he’s peddling bullshit to RWNJ rubes. 

“She’s selling fear” complains network that does nothing but sell fear to dumbfucks, bigots, and Boomers.  Are they worried she’s cutting into their business model?

Bet he didn’t see that coming.

Don’t forget the fact that she refuses to do photoshoots unless they agree not to airbrush, retouch, or otherwise “fix” the images. So, in her pictures she has wrinkles, stretch marks, cellulite, that little roll of armpit fat/skin in strapless dresses, etc.

Jesus how do you do anything in life being so fucking stupid. This child on the spectrum is fucking light years smarter than you. Your level of stupidity would be incredible if it wasn’t so fucking sad that you’re a reflection of the US public education system.

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.

nothing about the attitude in this article is novel or brand-spanking-new either; it’s actually pretty fucking tired so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

“has been co-opted recently by women of totally socially-acceptable, skinny shapes and sizes who think the movement is just for anyone who feels good or wants to show off their armpit hair”...You guys know that Jameela has a history of eating disorders since childhood, right? And that she was severely fat-shamed by…

Man, people really can’t win. Jameela Jamil has been saying mostly the right things for a long time, and backs it up by taking celebrities who hawk dangerous ideas and products to task. So she’s not the first to say these things, does that mean she shouldn’t say them? Or that she deserves this snotty recap of her…

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

Listening to him speak, I swear I can feel brain cells die. It’s like his words are targeted strikes on intelligence. More and more, many people are saying it *uncontrollable eyelid twitch*

My father was a womanizing alcoholic gambler who my mother kicked to the curb when I was a toddler. I didn’t meet him till I was 16. After talking to him for awhile, it was apparent he hadn’t much changed over the years, The one thing I could muster a sliver of respect for was his honesty. He knew he was a fuckup and…

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

Man, I cant wait until I have to go down to a 2k approved bookie to TOTALLY NOT GAMBLE on the result of my next match

“Luck based monetization in video games is in no way related to gambling! Let us put an emphasis on this by adding literal casinos to our games.”