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The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

I took it as “my kid is stupid, and I need to pay people off so my social circle won’t find out my kid is stupid.”  I feel bad for the kid in all this.  

“I was absolutely shocked to find out that there was a problem I couldn’t just throw money at!”

What is it about seeing a white guy that makes employers give him gobs of money for no real reason? I don’t get it.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy

i find people like her very, very dangerous. like someone who would keep bringing their kids around predators because “they wouldnt hurt a fly” in the face of damning, convincing evidence to the contrary. i prefer tina knowles who wouldnt let any of the destiny child’s members near a rec studio with r.kelly.

Maybe she just got spray tan tips from Ross Geller.

...United by forty years of deregulation and self-absorbed voting, two millennials finally have enough and create a computer virus that deletes all wealth from every bank in the world.

How did this pitch get anywhere beyond, “what the fuck?”

Weekly Achievement/Do-Gooder Thread! What have you done this week that you are particularly proud of, or who/what have you helped? Reply and let us know so that we can celebrate you!

You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.”

Some REALLY good winners out here. My biggest surprise, however, was AO3 winning! VINDICATION FOR THE FANFIC WRITERS!

I'm sending you thoughts and prayers, you sad little cum-filled tube sock.

worst part is its super optional and the pricks that complain, can easily not have it be apart of their gaming experience. but they really cant miss out on a change to be a public piece of shit. and please miss everyone with an ounce of sense with that “its just jokes” bullshit. 

Won’t somebody please think of the incels??

Can The Root please start a section called: The Dumbest Shit You’ll Hear From White People This Week? I mean this may make into the dumbass hall of fame. I mean did these unseasoned, latte drinking, yoga pants wearing, Kid Rock listening MAGA chuds partake in this thinking this was supposed to be a pleasant

I love it. Everyone sucks in this story, but in the most petty and futile ways. It’s perfect.

That’s the craziest looking 12 year old I’ve ever seen.

aww, mommy couldn’t buy her widdle wat wedemption.