Then the helicopters are used to transport babies between pizza parlors and distributing their precocious youth generating blood. 

Man, that means you also missed on the era of “pay an extra $10-$20 a month for Hd but most channels won’t actually be in HD”. That was a fun fee.

This is an impressive word salad you’ve got going on here.

I mean, Destiny is repetitive gameplay, too. Do you like shooting aliens, because holy shit do you fight a lot of aliens. But Destiny is hugely successful and can be a real blast, even in single-player (sometimes).

The problem wasn’t the gameplay, but the tight lipped nature of the marketing and the fact the beta was an extremely poor representation of the final product. Which, funny enough, is what a beta actually would be. However, in these days, people hear “beta” and think “demo”. The beta build everyone played the past few…

No. You’re wrong. The end.

The point of the show was in the opening theme. “The fool seeks to return to the past and UNDO the evil that is Aku. Back to the past, Samurai Jack!” It would be a monumental, unfixable mistake if Jack never went back to the past to defeat Aku.

Destructoid’s review was less glowing, so I’m torn:

This site has way too many advertisements now. Spanfeller is a herb. 

Wait a minute... Premium is $49.99 a year, and Premium Plus is $50 a year? What the hell kinda business model is that?

I have experienced enough Call of Duty fatigue and Open-World fatigue that I’m much more picky about what types games I purchase & spend my time with these days. Considering that The Witcher 3 and God of War were the most recent open world games I’ve played, I think I have had enough of a break from the genre that…

I don’t want to resell; I still regret selling Atari VCS games I sold more than 30 years ago. And I don’t think I’m going to be too upset about being unable to recover any of the money spent on games that in many cases cost me $5 or less to begin with.

I mean, it’s not really supposed to be a tactical, dynamic fight, it’s supposed to be a mad scramble just to stay alive while you unload every single bullet and pipe bomb you have into the thing. The game stocks you up plenty beforehand and there’s ammo littered everywhere in the environment where the fight takes…

I loved it precisely because it made me feel like I’d been punched in the gut for 30 hours.

Calling this game torture porn or a misery simulator is deliberately reductive. Getting very tired of these “The Last of Us 2 is just a game that tries to tell you violence is bad” takes. If that’s the case, Mad Max Fury Road is just a car chase movie. Get Out is just a “racists are bad” movie. Parasite is just a“class…

I don’t own a switch, but I’ve had this issue with one Xbox controller too. Does this happen with duel shocks?

Honestly it’s because the majority of people weren’t complaining. (not necessarily because they don’t have the issue) I think that since most people this console is aimed at is children the kids may not always realize the problem till it’s really bad or parents just assume the kid broke it. Also perhaps the style of…

I would’ve been so happy if they had modeled BL3 on that DLC.

As a data scientist/statistician , I really don’t understand the hatred for Metacritic. Averages can be a good way to orient oneself when exploring data and trying to understand an underlying process. It’s only the first step but it’s still a useful metric. The problem occurs when people rely too much on one number…

The game explores the same themes as the first and it is a distinct continuation of all the consequences and setup from the first game.  I have no idea why you would think of it as a YA novel. Perhaps you only saw the first few hours where they focus on young love, but by the 4th hour all the way up until the 20 or 30…