Wrong. It only needed Ward Meachum, so there.

This move just confirms the already widely held suspicion that Manchester United is a stepping stone for the Chicago Fire.

America walked out of Fantastic 4 half-way through as well.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

This bracket and the entire legacy of this tournament lost all credibility last year when Sweet Orefice lost to Pope McCorkle. Sweet Orefice is the greatest name that ever graced this godforsaken, soon-to-be-forgotten earth.

9th highest grossing movie SERIES is not hard when you have 8 fucking movies.

I saw the Fate of the Furious trailer before Logan, and thought it looked ridiculously fun, so I thought “well I guess it’s time to get caught up on this”, since I’d only ever seen the very early films in the franchise.

Dom turns his car mid jump guys. This is perfection in every way conceivable.

The technical answer to your question is “$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, as it’s the 9th highest grossing movie series of all time and rapidly approaching a $4billion worldwide take before this one is released, with every movie except the third outperforming the previous.

I love these movies with no judgement. I’m so here for this franchise and its ridiculousness. The more ridiculous the better!! Like, I wanted The Rock to ride that torpedo!

You can almost feel the absence of melanin oozing from this article.

This, however is Normal:

Mmm... tastes like a fully vested 401k.

I see your Wicker Park and raise you a Logan Square.

Should have just looked him dead in the eye and asked for a Bud Light. With Lime.

I assume you were in Wicker Park (Chicago-land person here). I went to a street-fest last summer in Wicker Park and there was flannel and bad facial hair as far as the eye could see.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

I’ve enhanced it for you...

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.