They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

welcome back dad but we like mayo here now

Gotta say, I agree with Neville here. The USMNT would never display such arrogance. Heck, they didn’t visit ANY hotels in Russia during the 2018 World Cup!

Suarez deserves all the bile in the world, except for that handball. I’ll never understand the hatred he gets for it, except that he did it to poor little Ghana. It’s an intentional foul and was punished according to the rules. What’s the problem? It’s like a DB holding a WR on a potential game-tying TD and getting…

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

In the history of the Takeout Draft, I have never before seen anyone lose a draft on the first pick.

Nah.

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

This should be the top reply.

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

To be fair, I rarely check my spam folder either.

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

It doesn’t matter. If she is offside and she is part of the play, then the play is offside.

That really should have been offside. The intended receiver (Lloyd) was offside when the pass was made, and even if she didn’t touch the ball, if she hadn’t been there that play doesn’t happen.

Ehh... IOC and FIFA Heads are clear 1 seeds.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

Could you be more specific?

Papa John's gives you garlic dipping sauce automatically as an apology for how bland their shit is. Worst chain pizza ever.