there is a big offer from China

Here you go, Albert.

Sorry, got you beat.

I can process a lot of human depravity, but that made me gasp out loud. 30 fucking pounds and 12 years old.

The boy weighed 30 pounds when he was found

“So let’s talk about the time you investigated the corrupt Blatter.”
“Actually, if you read the report, it wasn’t corruption. He actually paid them to do that.”

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Shit. I took South Florida +64

I think I’m going to replace “Who pissed in your cereal?” with “Who puked on your pizza?” now.

You think that’s bad, you should have seen what happened while Cincinnati lost to the Steelers.

I’m eagerly awaiting Phyllis’s call

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

from the undefeated article:

I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, and I’m out of here.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

How is the haircut behind him not the real story here?

Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

Nah. Anytime you put your head down and lead with the crown, it’s a penalty.