The correct answer to the merging lanes is to make sure you’re staying with the flow of traffic around you, and judge whether you need to go a bit faster or a bit slower to merge without killing yourself and everyone around you. That means don’t be the overconfident dick going 20-mph faster and trying to shoot the gap…

Liverpool fan here and diehard hater of Ramos for a long time. It’s not a red. It’s most definitely a foul and maybe a yellow, but I also accept that it’s probably impossible for the ref to see how Ramos hooked Salah’s arm as he went to ground. He knew exactly what he was doing, but in doing so in such a way that…

I agree.

I don’t know how I can say this as a Liverpool fan without sounding like a salty homer, but fuck it. I’m gonna go for it.

By the same token, vodka is also dumb because the better the quality the less it tastes like, well, anything. “If it’s bland and needs some help around it, we’ve got some good shit here.” It’s the Eli Manning of spirits.

Bloody’s are great after a day on the beach? Hooooo boy you are stronger than I. At brunch for a bit of hair of the dog, or maybe after you’ve been freezing your ass off outside in the winter is about as far as I can go. But if I’m sandy, salty and tanned to a crisp, a bloody is the last thing I would want.

“Fans genuinely care about Shazier’s health, and his progress was kept secret for the sake of providing a memorable TV moment.”

What’s the deal with the keeper basically congratulating the Charleton player after his own incredible fuck up?

She’s definitely got a DVD of Beer for my Horses behind the empty dip cans under the driver seat of her Silverado.

At the risk of sounding too giddy, Firmino is a fucking blessing. He is so God damn perfect to lead the line of that front three.

As a Pool fan, after those two legs, I don’t care who they draw in the semis. This teams isn’t scared of anyone.

I’m in this weird limbo where I keep going back and forth between feeling optimistic or having a clinched mole hole. On the one hand, one away goal should do it. One away goal! From the team that has scored more away goals than any team in the Premier League or Champions League (I think? Can’t find a quick link to…

He was definitely off, but not on the part you referenced. Look at where he was when the cross came in. It was a close call in real time, but he was off.

We’ll be just fine without you.

I’m more inclined to think that he wasn’t blind, he was just worried that if he raised his flag he might not make it home to see his family tonight.

I know fuck all about baseball, so forgive my ignorance. Was the issue here that the base runner wasn’t watching the catcher as he was heading back to first like the commentator mentioned? Or was this more of a big balls play from the catcher to no-look a toss 90 feet while crouching down?

I really really want to know the Sunday TV ratings for this.

Counter counter point: Faking an injury to kill the clock happens often, but usually when play is dead. You’d have to be a colossal dumbass to do that while it’s still live and you are the one with the ball in your own defensive third. And who knows, maybe that guy is that level of stupid. If that’s the case, he…

That Mo Salah fella is pretty good, too.