Great strike for sure. But questionable goalkeeping, yes? Robles saw it the whole way and it looks like it would have been within reach if he reacted quicker. I dunno. What do you think?

Yep, it’s been a hot minute for Studge in the league. Even when he was hampered before this particular season, his goal scoring record was still unreal. Miss 5 weeks because he left his hamstring on the field? No problem. 5 goals in the next 7 games he started without missing a beat.

I hate how much I read that and thought “God damn it, this guy is Nostradamus.”

Quick shout out to Laurence Griffiths as well, because that photo is the tits.  

Sadio is Senegalese

I’ve discovered through my own burger tryouts that I actually like to create a small pool of whatever condiments (separately) are appropriate and then dip my burger into those before each bite. I feel like I can get exactly what I want without the fear of overflow. Am I a monster? If so, why? Show your work.

Veteran’s Day is for all who serve or have served, living or dead. Memorial Day is specifically for those who died while serving. Easy peasy.

Or as Tim Howard’s screenshot up there as a Brighton outfield player.

Yeah that’s what I was getting at, but homeboy didn’t seem to catch the message.

I’m sure you are very much aware of the intended meaning behind each of these holidays, so I’m really not trying to pick a fight. I just thought it was funny wording to say Memorial Day was not ambiguous because it recognizes that someone or some people who died without specifying that they served in the armed…

“Memorial Day is not really ambiguous. Memorial = someone or some people died.”

Yeah that’s totally fair.

Of course he had no idea what was going on, but the joke was right in front of his face and tickling his nose. Maybe I’m expecting too much, but I reaaallllyy wanted him to have that light bulb moment and salvage the end of the show.

I would be terrified speaking in front of 50 people, let alone several thousand and millions more on live broadcast. But damn, that opportunity wrote itself and I was screaming at the TV for him to take advantage.

Tonight, a Hollywood production fucked up by announcing that another Hollywood production that shouldn’t have won, won. And that Hollywood production was also wrong.

WHY DIDN’T JIMMY BLAME MATT DAMON FOR THE FUCK UP?

Dad, you’re embarrassing me.

Ah ok, I did a quick search to see if something like that was the case but didn’t find anything. If you’ll forgive me, I didn’t want to dive more than 3 seconds deep into the Ryan family internet rabbit hole, so I decided to ask here.

Rex’s shirt gets the deserved attention, but can anyone tell me why Rob is sporting Clemson gear?

I’m assuming the 20% chance of instant death covers that part.