TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

That’s really not true. A brand new one is double the cost, not many people when car shopping can easily absorb double the cost.

At which point Toyota will jump up and say “Oooo! Hey, could you make a few extra and slap MR2 on the back? Thanks. See, we care about fun, sporty cars!”

I’d like to know how much more ignorant the Democratic party can actually get. And how many more unrelated things they can blame on Trump.

It depends

No, because the C8's will never get driven “on a track” according to the Craigslist ad in 12 years when you try to sell them for $5,000 more than you paid for them because you cleaned them with diapers and never drove them in the rain, plus you “took really, really, really good care of them”....

Just remember, you…

When I am doing repeated hard pulls from 30mph to 55mph in heavy suburban traffic during rush hour, will the exhaust note be enough to tell others around me just how large my penis is?

Keep it as a team thing; don’t copy Charlie’s Angels. Have Rodriguez and Brewster take the lead, though; I’d like to see that, they deserve better in this franchise.

Ugh, the “just like X, but with a female cast” approach to female-led films that Hollywood loves really needs to die. When did original content go out of style?

Not just wealthy and badass, but genius! Perfect way to avoid college costs AND get the kid out of the house. Funeral costs are cheap in the grand scheme of things.

It’s like a Mustang with more power and less handling. What’s not to love?

As soon as those 5th owner, sub $20k Hellcats start showing up, it's going to be time to stay completely away from any roads.

Perfect! Total NP! $10,000 down, $788 a month for my 16 year old to drive to high school in a bad ass death machine! And he was afraid I’d get him a Raptor. Kids these days...

Is that the Probable Cause Option Package?  

I got you fam

Honestly tho, based off the Escalade’s I see running around Houston, I feel like that grill and those wheels should be a factory option. It will undoubtedly be the best selling trim of the Escaladdy. 

I guess it’s fine but... I really feel like it’s missing a thing or two.

So just thinking practically. Looking at the picture from above. If I owned this boat how would all my Instagram models be able to take pictures of themselves stretched out on the boat when its covered with all those stupid solar panels?

I can’t express how much disappointment I have that you're still doing the pun thing.