Now I’m laughing at 8 hours later!

BNL didn’t suck so hard until they tried to appeal to mass US audiences.

UH AIMEE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

“USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN’T REMOVE”

Jennifer Lopez and Drake...

Main reasons I watch Love Actually annually:

Oh, and y’all concern trolls can take your cries of “hypocrisy” and see if they protect you when Trump’s brownshirts have you up against the wall. Like, really, save it. People out here trying every legal way to prevent fascism and you’re tone policing and concern trolling about “optics.”

I’m crying and laughing. That is all these past two weeks has been. The saddest laughing and the wildest crying. If she comes through I say we give her a holiday. And I will light all the candles for her until my dying day.

I hate this. I miss old Jez.

Stop. Just fucking stop. Listen to your readership.

What a tired, unoriginal, completely banal take on someone’s feelings about how their life has turned out.

It’s like I learned from the season 6 episode of America’s Next Top Model where Sara copied the way Joanie posed with an elephant. If you’re going to copy someone, you at least have to make it better than that person’s. That is not what Kylie did.

Well put. I hadn’t heard it framed that way.

Please stop with the “alt-right.” They are neo-nazis. White supremacists. White Nationalists. Take your pick. But do not use the language they adopted to hide who they really are.

I am in awe of the many, many kids and teens and young adults the world over who figure out their identities and claim them despite parents like this.

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

I stuck it to the inside of my drawer where I can’t see it. I don’t want to look at it yet, but I want to know it’s there because I plan to keep it. Along with my Clinton-Kaine button and my Nasty Woman shirt that’s gonna be my ass-kicking uniform.

I had a whole plan to buy two copies of the paper, save one and frame the article announcing her win with my sticker and my woman card.

Also remember that aloof hot guy that you really liked and couldn’t understand why you were never good enough, pretty enough, cool enough for? And you’d kiss at a party and then he’d act totally uninterested after and you obsessed and cried about it a whole lot for a year? He probably has a lovely male partner now and…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."