What also sucks: keratosis pilaris. BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

Sure, I can take a 3-5 minute shower if I'm not shaving or washing my hair.

ohmygod, THAT'S sarah drew?

If Katy Perry sang about cholas or the Orient, Jezebel would be tearing her to shreds. But because it's Our Holy Lady of GaGa, she get s a free pass, and we're told the song isn't serious or offensive because she's bisexual/misfit/not a hipster. Give me a break.

Perhaps offtopic but WHY IS THERE A GIANT UGLY INTEL ADD HURTING MY EYES FROM THE MOVING PATTERN at the top of this page? Is this new format just so you can have bigger ads that no one clicks on in the first place??

@Ms.PreHistoricDinosaur: When the question is shoes, the answer is always yes. ;)

@don juans reckless daughter: Um, he is stalking you. Plain and simple. and I'm sorry your parents just basically blamed you for being pretty. What this guy is doing is NOT OK, and frankly, if I were in your position I would file a restraining order. this creep has been doing this to you for over a year? It's…

@PintoBeans: <3

What is this???

@girl_ninja: Me too!

"Crank out a PhD in women's studies."

Seth is head writer now, isn't he?

@edufracked: Dan Black. Samples Rihanna's "Umbrella."

@sterlingsilver36: Inorite?

I don't care how awful this new Nic Cage movie is, but I want to see it. In 3D.

Bill Hader is so fucking hot. Just had to get that out there.

@Rah_power: Could it be...SATAN?

I was born in '89 but I grew up with the "best" seasons of SNL thanks to reruns on Comedy Central.

@flowersk: I haven't had chlamydia, but if you're wondering whether or not you have it, just go ahead and get a full STD screening - vaginal cultures and a blood test. You'll know for sure and feel a lot better. :)

@OrangeRhymed: Dumb question, but how do you find the list of sponsors for the bill?