notsomethingstructural: [reads headline]

Because cancer fucking sucks.

We’re there other planes we’re missing? Probably trying for a haiku and that’s the middle line.

If he goes back to batboy, he will have come full circle. He started as a batboy with the Phillies when his dad was with the club!

That would totally be what it meant in Olde England.

more like bad libs, amirite

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

Not the first time a Ruben has been demoted this year.

Overqualified? His worst decision involved first base. I’m not sure he’s qualified at all.

Brady didn’t actively ‘stump’ for Trump, that is correct.

How dare you.

Still a better use of his time than what he had to do for 11 hours yesterday.

Campaign for Houston was pleased upon first reading the news, but their satisfaction quickly turned to disappointment when it became apparent that the extra space in "trans action cancelled" was a typo.

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

Jesus christ! Fantastic!

This is swish and ridonkulous.

i’ve never “+1”’d

He just needs the PE credit, man.

Now they can keep a keen eye on the coast in case they see a woman driving a car along the beach.