No one who says ‘I hate to be that guy’ ever hesitates to be that guy.

Activates Jolopnik side: No way he laid down enough rubber for a panic stop. Especially for a new Vette.

They both suck.

+1 beaning

That was the joke!

That and the noticeable absence of velvet ropes around the damaged car.

Jackson and Lynch were racing down a straight public road when the accident happened

Reporters just know the two were racing and there was a crash. We’re all assuming it’s Jackson, because (as you can see in the picture) there were no yards after contract.

Richard Sherman and Michael Bennett agree: race was a factor in this accident.

Stupid? Yes. But that is one more box than Russell Wilson will hit in a lifetime.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

So much for not chucking garbage on the field.

I’m not that impressed. 14-2 in Canada is only like... 11-1.5 American

Wouldn’t the Toronto A’s be a better name for a team from Canada?

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

Because he's a professional athlete and 99.99% of pro athletes in all sports are on anabolic steroids.

The Tigers traded for him knowing he had a roid issue?

Awesome. This one is my favorite.

I don’t think the Bucks marketing department knew that someone would take the Fear the Deer slogan literally.

WELL THAT’S THE SOUTH FOR YOU, ALWAYS BEING RACI...wait, this happened in Wisconsin? Interesting.